Hey peeps,
First off, I need to start by saying this post is all in good fun. I know that our current situation is serious, but I truly believe that sometimes you have to laugh or else you'll cry...and I don't do tears -ask my students 😂. So, here is my Lyrics for Laughs sung to the tube of "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor.
At first I was unafraid, I would criticize Anyone who would Purell or over-sanitize But now I see somebody cough or I hear somebody sneeze And I know, I need to go and get more bleach But it's not there, it's out of stock Just like alcohol, Purell, Lysol, and Clorox Then I walk on down the aisle, I see there is no more TP And I think, COVID is respiratory So why then why, would it make sense To hoard the Cottonelle instead of disinfectants Maybe stock up on food so you can stay alive I guess you'll starve, but at least you can still wipe Oh no but I, I prioritize Oh as long as I have snacks to eat I know that I won't cry While I've got food to eat You've got TP to wipe the seat Prioritize the things you buy, hey hey